toilet humor #2.5

I told my friend Mary, a tough Nigerian-American woman who speaks only the truth, the tale of turd as described above. I thought she believed me until about a half an hour later. I had taken a shit, nothing near the magnitude of the previous blog, and informed her not to go into that bathroom. She did anyway and came back to tell me that she "could see how that would make someone vomit." She was checking the validity of my anecdote!