"I don't watch TV" MY ASS.

I hate it when people say they don't watch TV. Unless you LITERALLY have no television set, you watch TV. Even then, you probably go somewhere other than your home and watch TV. People who say they don't watch television are liars trying to impress someone.

I have a friend who just started seeing someone new and the other night he insisted that he did not watch TV. Of course, this was in front of this new girlfriend. I told him he was a liar. Well, being called that turned him from a fun loving dude into a turbo douche because said douche was willing to spend the next four hours trying to back up his lie. After I told him he was a liar, he said the only time he watches TV is when he comes and hangs out with us at the bar and that's only because everyone else is doing it.

That was when his new girlfriend jumped in and added to my argument. "But you watch Lost!"

"Lost is awesome! Lost is a great show!" And suddenly the conversation was about "Lost" and the deep meanings behind the TELEVISION SHOW "Lost." Thus proving my point that anyone who claims not to ever watch TV is a big fat fucking liar.